Whoppers
Moya Simons
Puffin Books, 1998
Mark is meant to tell a
big whopper.
His girl friend Deborah is listening in with her big ears and watching
with her bright eyes.
Do you reckon that this whopper is true?. You won't find out until you
read to the end.
Rap Writers:
Kasja
Rachel
Phoebe
Natalie
Rappers
St Hildas, WA
Sharks, WA
Whopper Rappers
Chisholm Stars
St
Schol's Red Rappers
JSR
Great Guys
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If
you were in Mrs Filterstein's class and she asked you to make up a whopper about your life story, what would it be?
I came out of my mummy's
tummy and I was: a toddler, a rock star and I was dressed as Elvis
Presley!
My song was:1,2,...1,2.3... hit it.
I'm a rock star Oh baby I'm a rock star Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah
yeah!
Hit it mum, I'm a Rock star!!!!! Danananna Rockstar! Dance
baby dance!!!!
St Hildas, WA |
If we were in Mrs
Filtersteins class and she asked us to think up a whopper about our
life story it would be: One day I went to a funny beach. So you know
why it is so funny? Because the sand is pink and blue. The octopus
is purple and green with orange eyes and black eye brows. The fish
are brown with sparkle tails. Some whales are tiny even if they are
a mum or dad.
Sharks WA |
This is a true story
about our weird class. Every student is bald and our uniform is made
out of paper, because of this we don't need books. All of our
teachers are very rich and have pet spiders. They release the
spiders when children are horrible. In class we design small space
ships. We are able to fly into space when we have made one. Then we
don't have to go to school again. Our excursions are great fun. We
visit other planets. We travel in our space bus. Some planets are
covered in yummy food so we get lots of parties. If we are naughty
our teacher is able to press a button and send us to an unknown
planet where all the worst teachers live. If you would like to be
part of our class, don't bother - we aren't that nice to
strangers.
Chisholm Star Rappers, ACT |
I was born in a shark's nostril. Then I popped out of the nostril and the
shark chased me. I kept on swimming, but then an octopus tried to get me. I
jumped over it, but a ray came. Hermit crabs tried to bite me and one did -
on my nose! Then I went to Saturn. It was not very nice but I stayed there.
Whopper Rappers
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I was hatched from a purple spotted egg. I could speak when I was one day old.
My first words were "Macho, macho girl. I started kinder when I was one year
old. My mum is a chicken and my dad is a dinosaur and I am a genius.
St. Schol's Red Rappers
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I fell from the shooting star,
landed on a Rainbow and went for a slippery
slide.
JSR Rappers
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